1. If you are reading this, you might as well keep on reading . . . . because you like to read all kinds of useless text about games.
2. Thou shalt not cheat0r or something, because if you do, you must suck really bad at CS.
3. Thou shalt communicate with other members using either IRC or ICQ, or better yet - Trillian and not anything made by AOL, because AOL sucks.
4. Thou shalt not get mad if captains "Slap you around a bit with a large trout" in IRC just because we can =)
5. Thou shalt not talk publicly during league matches unless spoken to, cause Ill send SixPack after you to cut out ur tongue and shove it up ur arse real good if you do.
6. Thou shalt always try ur best when playing CS wearing the [StDn] tag, exceptions: if you are getting head while playing, eating/drinking while playing, or watching pr0n while playing (because we all understand you need one free hand).